How many of you guys do this?

[PBR]

You're in a store, could be Walmart, Krogers, Home Depot...doesn't matter. You're tooling along with your cart, looking for the items that brought you there. Then, out of the corner of your eye there she is...a hot looking young thing who heads down an aisle a few away from you.

You immediately forget the task at hand, and begin manuevering your cart toward where you think she is heading. When you finally spot her again, you begin the mission of getting close enough to check her out without being detected. You pretend you're just passing down that aisle to get to a different one...perhaps you even act like you need to locate an item close to where she is, all the while ogling her as much as possible.

Sometimes your eyes deceived you from a distance, and the detour wasn't worth it. But sometimes you strike gold, and your efforts are rewarded.

I know I can't be the only degenerate here that does this on a regular basis. It's especially challenging when SheBR is with me.

 

[steaktartar]

when in the states do a lot of shopping at trader joes......alas only the real life ugly chicks shop there and not the hot ones

 

[BronxCheer+]

I'm one of them!! And i love it when they are bending over and you can get to see a bit of the g-string:hump:

 

[MikeB]

Guilty as charged.

 

[fhmesq44]

Swear this on the life of my children, one time I did that and the chick was Pam Anderson. I didn't realize it was her until AFTER my friend told me it was (which was after I crossed paths with her 3 times). Looked completely different with no makeup and sweats. In fact, she looked much, much better.

 

[BronxCheer+]

Swear this on the life of my children, one time I did that and the chick was Pam Anderson. I didn't realize it was her until AFTER my friend told me it was (which was after I crossed paths with her 3 times). Looked completely different with no makeup and sweats. In fact, she looked much, much better.

lucky man!!

 

[Jack Herer]

Losers

 

[BronxCheer+]

Losers

wow, we finally have a real man!! congrats! y tome el trofeo!

 

[Jack Herer]

wow, we finally have a real man!! congrats! y tome el trofeo!

Pase por el suyo primero...

 

[PBR]

How do you say "hognuts' bitch" in Spanish?

 

[Jack Herer]

How do you say "hognuts' bitch" in Spanish?

Penis Tartar

 

[PBR]

hahaha

 

[silver7]

ST Do You

when in the states do a lot of shopping at trader joes......alas only the real life ugly chicks shop there and not the hot ones

live on the "Angle"?

 

[ECS]

Its even better when its a milfy type that appriciates your efforts

 

[Buster]

of course we all have

 

[donkeybucks]

Oh man, I'm so busted on this one. I do this compulsively almost. Really sucks when your with the wife because you so want to go down that other isle.

 

[Darkness]

You are not alone....

Everything you all mentioned is very accurate, i do it every time like a trained stalker... even the part about being with the old lady and making the choice of going down that isle or not.... For some odd reason i always end up convincing myself that if I go down that isle the wife won't notice.... and every single time i get busted.

Now here is the fuck.ed up part, she never says anything at the moment, she will always wait until we have a fight so she can pull it out like a get out of jail free card or an ace under her sleeve. To which i respond.... "that ugly bitch at the store.....? c'mon!! did you see her teeth? they were disgusting!!!" , obviously i never even had a chance to see the bitches teeth beings that i couldn't get past the great and juicy ass!!!!!

 

[jacob]

i only do this when i plan on initiating communication and half the time it works

 

[ChristianTroy]

so that's what the women at the store are doing.........

 

[mrhognuts2]

Penis Tartar

..excellent work jackie.....hope you found a girlfriend.......'keep the continue'